Poor Little Bird

Forwarded by Payam
Monday, 5 October 2009 11:54 PM


A little bird was flying south for the winter.

It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground onto a large field.

While the bird was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird was there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He stayed there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Moral of the story:
Firstly, not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
Secondly, not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
And finally, when you're in deep shit, it is best to keep your mouth shut!