Thursday, August 27, 2009

A Peculiar Fish Story

Forwarded by Richard Denis Tan
Thu, 8 Jun 2006 00:42:54 +0800


A Peculiar Fish Story

A resident in the area saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in a nearby pond and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child's basketball which became stuck in its mouth! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The resident tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish. You probably wouldn't have believed this, if you hadn't seen the following pictures:


























































Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Notes to Ponder

Forwarded by Karen Atienza
Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 11:21 PM


Notes to Ponder

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

9. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

10. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

11. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

12. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me!

13. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

14. Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.

15. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

16. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

17. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

18. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

19. Saving is the best thing, especially when your parents have done it for you.

20. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

21. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

22. Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

23. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

24. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

25. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

26. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

27. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

An Interesting Story Happened at McDonald's

Forwarded by Cristina Querubin
Friday, 5 September, 2008 5:14 PM


An Interesting Story Happened at McDonald's

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's store one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking: "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.

The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.

There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

He placed one half in front of his wife.

Then, he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying: "They were used to sharing everything."

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.

She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.

A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.

The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.

After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating? You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?"

She answered, "THE TEETH!"