Friday, September 6, 2013

The Definition of KISS

Forwarded by S K Afridi
Tuesday, 23 July 2013 4:09 AM

Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways.

Professor of Computer Science: A kiss is few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Professor of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Professor of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Professor of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Professor of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Professor of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of uni*---**---**---*ual salivary bacteria.

Professor of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Professor of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and septic.

Professor of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Professor of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Professor of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Professor of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Professor of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Professor of Military Science: A kiss is an employment application to the headquarter for a job at the base.

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