Lessons in Logic

Forwarded by Tina Asanza
Mon, May 28, 2007 at 5:40 PM

Lessons in Logic


I was born intelligent.
Education ruined me.


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Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect.
So why practice?


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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard and Visa.


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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate.
But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.


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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.


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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


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The wise never marry.
And when they marry, they become otherwise.


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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


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"Your future depends on your dreams."
So, go to sleep.


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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning.


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"Hard work never killed anybody."
But why take the risk?


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"Work fascinates me."
I can look at it for hours!


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God made relatives.
Thank God we can choose our friends.


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The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So, why learn?


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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
What more can I say?