Friday, September 6, 2013

It's Coffee Time

Forwarded by Shyjith M
Friday, 1 March 2013 8:00 PM

Coffee or Latte art is the pouring of steamed milk into a shot of espresso generating a pattern or design on the surface. There are even competitions around the world showcasing this unique form of art. Below are some of these designs which will amaze coffee lovers and non-lovers alike.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Appropriate Signs

Forwarded by Pyari Premila
Monday, 31 August 2009 10:10 PM


1) At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

2) On a restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

3) In a podiatrist's clinic: "Time wounds all heels."

4) In a plumber's shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."

5) On the trucks of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

6) Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

7) At a tire shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

8) On a plastic surgeon's door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

9) At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

10) On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

11) In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."

12) On a septic tank truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

13) On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

14) At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

15) Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

16) At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."

17) In the front yard of a funeral home: "Please drive carefully. We'll wait."

Animals That Will Make You Smile - 2

Forwarded by Sheryll Giles
Wednesday, 24 August 2011 10:47 a.m.


Group hug
Smile!
Best friends
Find a sunbeam. Take a nap
Fluff 'n Fluffy
Quiet time
Cuddles 'n Cuddy
How tiny!
Relax
Serious pose
Nice idea for a doggy bed
Spot the intruder
Snuggles 'n Cuddles
Perfect spot to take a nap

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

No Enemies

Forwarded by Billie
Wednesday, 10 July 2013 3:44 AM

All golfers should live so long as to be this kind of old man --- No Enemies!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.

"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?," asked the minister.

"Ninety-eight," he replied.

The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived them all," and he calmly returned to his seat.

God Said No

Forwarded by Ongkar Singh
Sunday, 9 August 2009 3:02 PM


I asked God to take away my pride.
God said, No.
It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.

I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No.
His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.

I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, No.
Patience is a by product of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is learned.

I asked God to give me happiness.
God said, No.
I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.

I asked God to spare me pain.
God said, No.
Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to Me.

I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, No.
I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.

I ask God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
God said, Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.
If you love God, share love!

THIS DAY IS YOURS.
DON'T THROW IT AWAY.

To the world you might just be one person, but to one person you might be the world.