Appropriate Signs

Forwarded by Pyari Premila
Monday, 31 August 2009 10:10 PM


1) At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

2) On a restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

3) In a podiatrist's clinic: "Time wounds all heels."

4) In a plumber's shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."

5) On the trucks of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

6) Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

7) At a tire shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

8) On a plastic surgeon's door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

9) At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

10) On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

11) In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."

12) On a septic tank truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

13) On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

14) At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

15) Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

16) At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."

17) In the front yard of a funeral home: "Please drive carefully. We'll wait."