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Sunday, September 15, 2013

Why Cats Are Really Better Than Your Boyfriends

Forwarded by *Richi*
Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:28 AM

Cats never leave the bathroom door open.

They look approximately 5987 times cuter when they sleep.

They're happy to turn the lights off when it's time to go to bed.

You'll never have to remind a cat to help out with the chores.

Feeling clingy? No problem.

Cats understand that love is a two-way street.

Cats are patient and direct when giving instructions.

Cats take exceptionally good care of their appearance.

Boyfriend bothers you when you're trying to do work? Annoying. Cat bothers you when trying to do work? THE MOST WELCOME DISTRACTION POSSIBLE.

Fact: a pretentious cat is 400% more tolerable than a pretentious boyfriend.

Cats are heart-warming, not shady, when they're being sneaky.

Cats are open to making new friends.

Cats don't care if you listen to Beyonce all day every day.

Cats give excellent massages.

Face it...

Your boyfriend will never...

EVER...

Be this cute.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Appropriate Signs

Forwarded by Pyari Premila
Monday, 31 August 2009 10:10 PM

1) At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

2) On a restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

3) In a podiatrist's clinic: "Time wounds all heels."

4) In a plumber's shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."

5) On the trucks of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

6) Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

7) At a tire shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

8) On a plastic surgeon's door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

9) At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

10) On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

11) In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."

12) On a septic tank truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

13) On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

14) At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

15) Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

16) At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."

17) In the front yard of a funeral home: "Please drive carefully. We'll wait."