Why Cats Are Really Better Than Your Boyfriends

Forwarded by *Richi*
Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:28 AM

Cats never leave the bathroom door open.













They look approximately 5987 times cuter when they sleep.


































They're happy to turn the lights off when it's time to go to bed.





















You'll never have to remind a cat to help out with the chores.




















Feeling clingy? No problem.



















Cats understand that love is a two-way street.
















Cats are patient and direct when giving instructions.
















Cats take exceptionally good care of their appearance.













Boyfriend bothers you when you're trying to do work? Annoying. Cat bothers you when trying to do work? THE MOST WELCOME DISTRACTION POSSIBLE.





















Fact: a pretentious cat is 400% more tolerable than a pretentious boyfriend.












Cats are heart-warming, not shady, when they're being sneaky.


























Cats are open to making new friends.
























































Cats don't care if you listen to Beyonce all day every day.













Cats give excellent massages.















Face it...












Your boyfriend will never...












EVER...













Be this cute.

Lessons in Logic

Forwarded by Tina Asanza
Mon, May 28, 2007 at 5:40 PM

Lessons in Logic


I was born intelligent.
Education ruined me.


~~~ oOo ~~~


Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect.
So why practice?


~~~ oOo ~~~


If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


~~~ oOo ~~~


Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


~~~ oOo ~~~


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


~~~ oOo ~~~


Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard and Visa.


~~~ oOo ~~~


If your father is a poor man, it is your fate.
But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.


~~~ oOo ~~~


Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.


~~~ oOo ~~~


Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


~~~ oOo ~~~


The wise never marry.
And when they marry, they become otherwise.


~~~ oOo ~~~


Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


~~~ oOo ~~~


Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


~~~ oOo ~~~


"Your future depends on your dreams."
So, go to sleep.


~~~ oOo ~~~


There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning.


~~~ oOo ~~~


"Hard work never killed anybody."
But why take the risk?


~~~ oOo ~~~


"Work fascinates me."
I can look at it for hours!


~~~ oOo ~~~

God made relatives.
Thank God we can choose our friends.


~~~ oOo ~~~


The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So, why learn?


~~~ oOo ~~~


A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
What more can I say?