Forwarded by Tina Asanza
Mon, May 28, 2007 at 5:40 PM
Lessons in LogicI was born intelligent.Education ruined me.~~~ oOo ~~~
Practice makes perfect.But nobody's perfect.So why practice?~~~ oOo ~~~
If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?~~~ oOo ~~~
Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.~~~ oOo ~~~
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?~~~ oOo ~~~
Money is not everything.There's MasterCard and Visa.~~~ oOo ~~~
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate.But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.~~~ oOo ~~~
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.~~~ oOo ~~~
Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.~~~ oOo ~~~
The wise never marry.And when they marry, they become otherwise.~~~ oOo ~~~
Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.~~~ oOo ~~~
Never put off the work till tomorrowwhat you can put off today.~~~ oOo ~~~
"Your future depends on your dreams."So, go to sleep.~~~ oOo ~~~
There should be a better way to start a daythan waking up every morning.~~~ oOo ~~~
"Hard work never killed anybody."But why take the risk?~~~ oOo ~~~
"Work fascinates me."I can look at it for hours!~~~ oOo ~~~
God made relatives.Thank God we can choose our friends.~~~ oOo ~~~
The more you learn, the more you know.The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know.So, why learn?~~~ oOo ~~~
A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I have a work station.What more can I say?
