Friday, 31 December, 2010 5:52 PM
This year, I resolve to:
always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump;
always check if tissue is properly disposed before leaving the restroom;
will try to drive closer to the speed limit;
will always wear clean underwear, just in case;
will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars;
will no longer park my car next to a fire hydrant;
will start drinking less beer;
will stop buying useless stuff, and;
will try to drive more carefully.
