Funny New Year's Resolutions

Forwarded by Deepak Punjabi
Friday, 31 December, 2010 5:52 PM












This year, I resolve to:

always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump;















always check if tissue is properly disposed before leaving the restroom;




















will try to drive closer to the speed limit;














will always wear clean underwear, just in case;














will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars;












will no longer park my car next to a fire hydrant;












will start drinking less beer;















will stop buying useless stuff, and;














will try to drive more carefully.