The Importance of Letter "E"

Based on the forwarded e-mail of Manjri Sharma
28 June 2014 3:34 AM

In this world of e-mails, e-ticket, e-paper, e-recharge, e-transfer, never forget thanking and praising Elohim (Hebrew word meaning God), who makes everything easy for everyone everyday.

E is the most eminent letter in the English alphabet.

Men or women can not exist without e. In the same manner that a house or home can not be built without e, and so is bread or butter, which can not be made without e.  

E is the beginning of existence and the end of trouble. It is not present at all in war but can be found twice in peace. It is present once in hell but two times in heaven.

E is an integral part of relations and emotions hence father, mother, brother, sister, wife, partner, children, uncle, auntie, and friends have es in them.

E is likewise found in effort and energy thus to be better from good both es are added.

Without e, there will be no life, love, and hope. And it is also impossible for us to see, hear, smell, or taste as eyes ears, nose, tongue are incomplete without es.

Now that you know the importance of e, just go with it without ego.

The Definition of KISS

Forwarded by S K Afridi
Tuesday, 23 July 2013 4:09 AM

Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways.

Professor of Computer Science: A kiss is few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Professor of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Professor of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Professor of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Professor of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Professor of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of uni*---**---**---*ual salivary bacteria.

Professor of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Professor of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and septic.

Professor of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Professor of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Professor of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Professor of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Professor of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Professor of Military Science: A kiss is an employment application to the headquarter for a job at the base.