Showing posts with label Bed. Show all posts
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Friday, February 15, 2013

Cell phone etiquette

Forwarded by Kiran
Friday, 18 January 2013 3:19 AM 


After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice.

"Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train."

"Yes, I know it's six thirty and not four thirty, but I had a long meeting."

"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss."

"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."

"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.

When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone,

"Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Eric stopped using his cell phone in public since then.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Having a Bad Day?

Forwarded by Gina Cleaver
Fri, Feb 5, 2010 at 2:47 PM



This is how I heard YOUR day was going ...


First, you had trouble getting out of bed.
















You had a stiff neck.

















You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it.















Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out.




















You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise.













Your new hat looked better on you at the store.





















You keep losing things.













You got caught in the rain at lunchtime.





















Then, the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you.





















You feel trapped.
















Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime.
















On top of that, you think you're coming down with the flu.





















And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement.
















MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!


RELAX!


Have a fabulous STRESS-FREE Day!